Babies, cell phones and dogs – oh my!
Thursday, April 16th, 2009 by AllieThe thing about theatre being a “live” art is that you never really know what’s going to happen. Most of the time this sense of the unexpected comes from variables in the performance; you can never tell when lines may be forgotten, entrances may be missed, or costumes may malfunction. But sometimes the unexpected comes from the audience – not the actors – and keeps the front of house staff on their toes!
Take, for example, this story from one of last week’s shows. I was minding my own business in the production office when the stage manager came in, shut the door, and, gesturing toward the lobby, stated, “there’s a baby out there.”
“Yeah?” I replied, missing her point.
“There’s a baby out there that is shortly going to be in the house, watching the show,” she clarified.
Then I got it. Upon further investigation it turned out that the baby belonged to a patron who had seen several shows in the past, and the mom said she’d received permission “from the artistic director” to bring the child into the performance (We later learned this was untrue.). The baby went in, and lasted less than one scene before it was causing a distraction for everyone around it, including the actors. I sent the house manager to pull the child out of the house, assuming that the mother would come with it. Much to my surprise, a few moments later it was announced on headset that the baby was contained in the box office while mom continued to watch the show!!! Various courageous souls baby-sat for the rest of the performance.
You can’t really blame a baby for causing trouble at the theatre, though. The baby didn’t know any better, and its actions were surely not meant as a commentary on the situation of settlers in the West Bank. Adults’ actions are another story. Such was the case of the patron who showed up to the show 30 minutes late and still wanted to be seated. We honored the request at the time, but later had to pull the patron out of the house after the house manager caught her talking on a cell phone inside the house doors (patrons please note: the curtains around the seating block light, not sound). Other cell phone related incidents from last year have prompted us to include “please do not text message” as part of the curtain speech, which seems to crack the audience up every night.
But by far the most entertaining and most-often quoted incident from the run so far has been the patron who leaned over to the next person and stage whispered so loudly that the tech booth monitor picked it up, “Herschel is the DOG.” For those of us who heard it, it was all we could do to keep from breaking down laughing.





